| Brian Scherer | Broncos |
| Chris Daily | Saints |
| Daniel Brooking | Jaguars |
| Eric Pavony | Charlie Daniels |
| Evan Tobias | Cowboys |
| Gary Pomery | Chargers |
| Jay Hoppie | Bills |
| Joe Esposito | Jets |
| Jon Cavadi | Broncos |
| Justin Davis | Chargers |
| Mandi Nowlin | Broncos |
| Perry Pao | Panthers |
| Rich Haddad | Jaguars |
| Stan Golanka | Cowboys |
| Steve Kaplan | Broncos |
| Sue Christensen | Chargers |
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Week 4 Picks
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Week 3 Recap
I was standing on the corner of 14th and 8th yesterday, waiting for the traffic light to change, and I overheard part of a conversation between two homeless men. One of them was stumbling off, and the other one wished him well as he left. "Get home safely," he said. I thought that was a very strange thing to say to a homeless person.
2. In other poor-quarterbacking news, it turns out that Derek Anderson may not be so good. A Pro Bowler last season despite throwing 11 interceptions with only 12 touchdowns and a 56.2 completion percentage in the last nine weeks of the season, Anderson has posted a quarterback of 43.5, one spot ahead of the aforementioned Tyler Thigpen.
Although he's getting no help from his receivers (Braylon Edwards and Kellen Winslow drop the ball more than FEMA) and the defenses he has played all rank in the top 10 (and Baltimore and Pittsburgh are first and second, respectively -- possibly because they got to boost their numbers against the Browns), the truth is that when a team is drastically underperforming, the quarterback and the coach are the people to take the most heat.
And Romeo Crennel isn't messing around with leaving the heat on himself. He is giving Brady Quinn more reps in practice, paving the way for him to take over for Anderson sooner rather than later. If Anderson doesn't step up against the Bengals this weekend, don't be surprised to see Quinn under center after the Browns bye in Week 5.
3. Anderson isn't the only struggling quarterback in the AFC North. Ben Roethlisberger is by far the highest-rated passer in the division with a 98.6 quarterback rating, good for 11th in the league. Carson Palmer is 27th with a 63.8 rating (one spot behind Tarvaris Jackson) and Joe Flacco's 55.7 is good for 29th in the league. In Week 3, the four quarterbacks went a combined 67 for 120 (55.8 percent) for 671 yards (an average of less than 168 yards each), 2 touchdowns, and 6 interceptions.
4. Here's my weekly proof of how bad the St. Louis Rams are (other than the fact that they're ranked 31st in points per game and total yards per game, and dead last in points and total yards allowed per game). Last season, the Rams didn't get their first victory until Week 10. How does this year's team compare to that one?
2007 Rams
Lost 13 games by an average of 15.4 points.
16.4 PPG scored
27.4 PPG allowed
95.4 YPG rushing
222.5 YPG passing
2008 Rams
In three losses, they have been beaten by an average of 29 points. Their closest game so far was a 24-point loss to the Seahawks.
9.6 PPG scored (-6.9 from 2007)
38.6 PPG allowed (+11.2, but not in a good way)
56.3 YPG rushing (-39.1)
173 YPG passing (-49.5)
In their 15 losses, the Dolphins got beat by an average of 11.7 points. They had six losses by 3 points or fewer. Surprisingly (or not), the 2007 Rams and 2007 Dolphins have nearly identical stats, which makes them significantly better than this year's Rams.
27.3 PPG allowed
98 YPG rushing
207.4 YPG passing
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Week 4 Schedule
Sunday, September 28
Monday, September 29
Byes
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Week 3 Picks
| Adam Carberry | Patriots |
| Brian Roundy | Patriots |
| Brian Scherer | Seahawks |
| Chris Daily | Bills |
| Daniel Brooking | Bills |
| Eric Pavony | RIS |
| Evan Tobias | Bills |
| Gary Pomeroy | Seahawks |
| Jay Hoppie | Falcons |
| Joe Esposito | Seahawks |
| Jon Cavadi | Giants |
| Jose Kalaw | Patriots |
| Justin Davis | Bills |
| Justin Morrison | Patriots |
| Kevin Bright | Patriots |
| Mandi Nowlin | Bills |
| Nicole Noel | Patriots |
| Pat Steines | Patriots |
| Perry Pao | Bills |
| Rich Haddad | Seahawks |
| Rodney Weiss | Patriots |
| Stan Golanka | Bills |
| Steve Kaplan | Chargers |
| Sue Christensen | Broncos |
| Wendy Li | Patriots |
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Week 3 Schedule
Sunday, September 21
Monday, September 22
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Week 2 Recap
There was a slight return to normalcy this week as far as our league is concerned; only three people got knocked out this week, instead of the 16 of last week. As a reward for excellent play, I'm giving you all a gift — a recap of Week 2 with some stats, facts, musings, and predictions! I'm sorry — I'm terrible at giving gifts. If I were one of the three wise men, I would have been the dude who brought myrrh.
Marshall: With 18 catches for 166 yards and a touchdown in Week 2, Marshall is beginning to justify his billing as the next Terrell Owens. But is he confirming that I’m not an idiot? Kinda. Technically, he’s on pace for 1,328 yards and 8 touchdowns. But if you extrapolate his Week 2 numbers over the course of the 15 games he’ll play in, he’s on pace for 2,490 yards and 16 touchdowns. Unrealistic, obviously, but I take ’em when I can get ’em.
Royal: After two weeks, he has 183 yards and 2 touchdowns. At this point last season, Johnson had 131 yards and 2 touchdowns, so this one is close so far. (It should also be noted that Johnson sat out Week 4 of last season with a back injury).
Cutler: Here’s a quick stat comparison. Cutler: 650 yards, 6 touchdowns, 1 interception, 70.3 completion percentage, 118.6 quarterback rating. Manning: 568 yards, 2 touchdowns, 2 interceptions, 61.5 completion percentage, 77.5 quarterback rating (15.5 points lower than Eli).
2. Matt Hasselbeck should make a guest apperance on CBS’s “Worst Week.” (I think. I'm not sure I totally understand what that show is about.) Worst. Luck. Ever. His top four receivers were already hurt, so backup quarterback Seneca Wallace was penciled in as a starter at wide receiver. But he pulled his groin in warm-ups. Logan Payne then started for Wallace and tore a ligament in his knee, ending his season.
I was just informed by Roundy, who apparently knows more about Seahawks receivers than Hasselbeck himself, that Seattle just traded a fifth-round draft pick to Denver for Keary Colbert, Denver’s stud fifth receiver (2008 stats: 0 catches, 0 yards, 0 touchdowns on a team that is in the top five in the league in passing attempts and yards, and leads the league in scoring). Update: the Seahawks signed Koren Robinson to a one-year contract.
The really sad thing is that, despite being 0-2 and having receivers with the athletic ability of Grimace, the Seahawks are still 10-point favorites over the Rams this week. Which brings me to my next point...
3. There are 10 teams in the NFL that are 0-2 (and another that's 0-1). So which winless team is the worst so far? No question, it's the St. Louis Rams. Here are a couple nuggets of information to back that up: they're giving up 481.4 yards per game (worst in the NFL) and 39.5 points per game (31st); their offense puts up a league-worst 183.5 yards and 8 points per game and is 3-for-26 on third down conversions, has given up 10 sacks, and has yet to run a play from inside their opponents' 20-yard line.
Not too far behind the Rams (well, pretty far) are the Chiefs and the surprisingly bad Bengals (Carson Palmer has 233 yards, no touchdowns and 3 interceptions). I'm leaving the Dolphins out of this one, because I think if the Dolphins and Bengals played each other right now, the Dolphins would win, 1-0.
4. On the flip side of that, who is the best 0-2 team? I think this is a close call between the Vikings and the Chargers. If not for injuries (and, okay, Ed Hochuli), it would clearly be the Chargers (but, then again, if not for injuries the Chargers could very easily be 2-0). I think the edge goes to the Bolts because they'll have a lot of injured players returning in the next few weeks, and I don't see Tarvaris Jackson learning how to play quarterback in the same amount of time.
5. Now it's time for the undefeated teams. Who is the worst 2-0 team? Could it be? No. It couldn't! My Denver Broncos? It's not a stretch to say that it is, based mainly on the fact that they have the 27th ranked defense in the league and one of the worst special teams units ever assembled. But at the same time they have the best offense in the league, and it's hard to say that a team that averages 463.5 yards and 40 points a game is the worst of this group. Because of the Broncos' powerhouse offense, I'm going to have to go with the Carolina Panthers (13th overall defense and 19th overall offense).
6. And the best 2-0 team? Cowboys? Giants? Patriots? Packers? Steelers? I'm going to say the Cowboys and offer no justification for that choice. Because honestly, it could be any one of those teams.
7. Shawne Merriman (what is with the E at the end of his name?) is still getting fined even though he's out for the season. Merriman was fined $7,500 for a cheap shot on Panthers quarterback Jake Delhomme last week.
8. It appeared as though DeSean Jackson joined the Leon Lett Club in last night's game against the Cowboys when he started celebrating a 60-yard touchdown catch a little too early and dropped the ball at the 1-yard line. What wasn't immediately apparent, though, was that Jackson was already a card-carrying member of the club, having done something very similar in the 2005 U.S. Army All-American Bowl (video here). Jackson joins Lett, Chad Johnson, the 1972 U.S. men's basketball team, and Jason Alexander in the hall of fame of people who celebrated a bit too early.
9. A brief comparison of Aaron Rodgers and Brett Favre so far this season.
Yards
Rodgers: 506
Favre: 375
Rodgers: 4
Favre: 3
Rodgers: 0
Favre: 1
Completion Percentage
Rodgers: 70
Favre: 68.8
Rodgers: 117.8
Favre: 104.1
Rodgers: 2-0
Favre: 1-1
11. Four fun stats for the week: 1) J.T. O'Sullivan has been sacked on 23 percent of the Niners' pass plays; 2) the Colts have fewer rushing yards than 35 individual players, including four rookies, three guys over 30, and Ravens fullback Le'Ron McClain, who has played in only one game this season; 3) despite missing last week due to a suspension for being a moron, Brandon Marshall has three more catches than any other receiver in the NFL; and 4) Zach Miller led the Raiders in receptions last week...with 2.
Okay, I'm done. This post is starting to look like it was written by Gregg Easterbrook.
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Week 2 Picks
| Adam Carberry | Giants |
| Brian Roundy | Giants |
| Brian Scherer | Giants |
| Chris Daily | Giants |
| Christopher Wright | Chiefs |
| Daniel Brooking | Cardinals |
| Eric Pavony | Sarah Palin |
| Evan Tobias | Giants |
| Gary Pomeroy | Giants |
| Jay Hoppie | Giants |
| Joe Esposito | Steelers |
| Jon Cavadi | Cardinals |
| Jose Kalaw | Giants |
| Justin Davis | Giants |
| Justin Morrison | Giants |
| Kevin Bright | Giants |
| Mandi Nowlin | Packers |
| Michele Geronimo | Eagles |
| Nicole Noel | Giants |
| Pat Steines | Giants |
| Perry Pao | Cardinals |
| Rich Haddad | Giants |
| Rodney Weiss | Packers |
| Sonny Visco Seahawks | |
| Stan Golanka | Packers |
| Steve Kaplan | Giants |
| Sue Christensen | Cardinals |
| Wendy Li | Giants |
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Week 1 Recap
As I said in my email earlier today, Week 1 was bananas. Yes, bananas. I can't recall an opening week as shocking as this one. But, then again, I don't even remember who won the Super Bowl last year. Oh yeah, it was the Giants. So I'll lead off with them in my recap of the week, which is essentially just a compilation of thoughts, observations, and predictions both bold and not so bold.

12. On the schedule page on espn.com, the Broncos home stadium is still referred to as Mile High Stadium, not Invesco Field. That makes me smile.
Update: My friend Brian Roundy just pointed out that the Seahawks cut Jordan Kent and added Logan Payne. Here's what he had to say: "They have 2 (two) healthy WRs who know the offense named Courtney Taylor and Logan Payne. Sounds like a hot chick and a pro wrestler."
Week 2 Schedule
There are some match-ups this week that wouldn't typically seem like good games, but after the insanity that happened last week have now become must-see. The way Buffalo played far above its skill level and the way Jacksonville played well below its, this could be a great game. The Brady-Favre face-off would have been necessary viewing anyway, but now that Brady is out for the season, the Jets-Patriots game could actually be competitive. With it's first- through 14th-string receivers injured, Seattle's game against the Niners becomes more interesting. And the surprising (surprising because of how quickly they came into their own) duo of Michael Turner and Matt Ryan taking on the aging Bucs defense should be interesting -- I guess we'll see if the Falcons are a one-game fluke.
This week also has a match-up of the two teams that knocked off two of the "surest things" from last week. The Bears, who ripped apart the Colts, head to Carolina to take on the Panthers, who knocked off the Chargers with a last-second touchdown.
The Monday night game should be amazing as well, when the Cowboys host the surprisingly good Eagles. I personally can't wait for that one.
Sunday, September 14
New York Giants at
Monday, September 15
Thursday, September 4, 2008
Week 1 Picks
| Adam Carberry | Steelers |
| Alicia Shafer | Bengals |
| Andrew Jacobs | Chargers |
| Andrew Litz | Chargers |
| Biren Khanderia | Colts |
| Brad Doyle | Bengals |
| Brian Roundy | Eagles |
| Brian Scherer | Patriots |
| Chris Daily | Eagles |
| Chris Morgenroth | Colts |
| Christopher Wright | Steelers |
| Clay Edwards | Chargers |
| Daniel Brooking | Jets |
| David McElhoe | Colts |
| Emil Patel | Chargers |
| Eric Pavony | Bengals |
| Evan Tobias | Steelers |
| Gary Pomeroy | Cowboys |
| Jay Hoppie | Eagles |
| Joanna Canlas | Colts |
| Joe Esposito | Giants |
| Jon Cavadi | Steelers |
| Jose Kalaw | Steelers |
| Juan Becerra | Chargers |
| Justin Davis | Patriots |
| Justin Morrison | Steelers |
| Kevin Bright | Steelers |
| Mandi Nowlin | Eagles |
| Michael Gidaly | Lions |
| Michele Geronimo | Giants |
| Mike DiMiceli | Chargers |
| Mike Merkur | Chargers |
| Nicole Noel | Steelers |
| Pat Steines | Eagles |
| Perry Pao | Jets |
| Rich Haddad | Patriots |
| Rodney Weiss | Steelers |
| Sean Milligan | Colts |
| Sonny Visco | Giants |
| Stan Golanka | Panthers |
| Steve Kaplan | Patriots |
| Sue Christensen | Eagles |
| Wendy Li | Cowboys |